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nicked from
salika
1.* yuck*
2. uh, I'm...big.. relatively spoken.
3. really? :-)
4. I'm not milk and you are not a "MilkyWay"bar LOL... does this mean I'm a non-newtonian-liquid (or how was that term for pudding-like liquids?)
5. hope so
6. o.O
7. aarrgghhh
8. iihhh yuck again
9. :-) I'm not that mental yet
10. Yeah, of course! Yiieehaa!!! Let's make a light-show...
I think Kahvi (the original one - see icon) would love to be a Valkyrie : -)
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kahvi_elf!
- When provoked, kahvi_elf will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.
- If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and kahvi_elf would be as small as a pea.
- A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted kahvi_elf.
- If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in kahvi_elf.
- Only one person in two billion will live to be kahvi_elf.
- Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like kahvi_elf.
- Donald Duck's middle name is kahvi_elf!
- Kahvi_elf can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
- Kahvi_elf is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
- The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by kahvi_elf as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
1.* yuck*
2. uh, I'm...big.. relatively spoken.
3. really? :-)
4. I'm not milk and you are not a "MilkyWay"bar LOL... does this mean I'm a non-newtonian-liquid (or how was that term for pudding-like liquids?)
5. hope so
6. o.O
7. aarrgghhh
8. iihhh yuck again
9. :-) I'm not that mental yet
10. Yeah, of course! Yiieehaa!!! Let's make a light-show...
I think Kahvi (the original one - see icon) would love to be a Valkyrie : -)